Martha Stewart goes Urban
Greyhound
Helpful tips learned on the bus ride from Salt Lake City to Boise.
- When you see the police approaching and you have illegal drugs, put them in a babies diaper. They never look there.
- When you want to cover up the smell of pot sprinkle Old Spice in the air and on your person. "Covers that shit right up."
- Bring a bible with you. Not only is it "that book full of knowledge" but you can rip out the thin pages to roll a joint in a pinch.