Happiness is...

I’ve had this hospital bill about a month or two. I’ve always sort of stared at it, wondered why it’s printed on red paper and thought “Hmmm, I should start paying that.”

Today I finally went to the URL on the bill to see what I owed. Much to my shock it said Current Balance: $0.00, Amount Paid: $18 thousand or 18 million you couldn’t afford it.

“And how will you be paying sir.” “Uhm…laziness and fear.