I walk into the hotel

I walk into the hotel and ask if they have any rooms. The clerk says yes and begins trying to figure out where to put me.

He’s telling me that they have a lot of dogs there. I didn’t realize the town would be packed because of a dog show that weekend. He gets it in his head that I need to have absolute quiet for some reason. He keeps going on about how he hopes the dogs don’t disturb me, and that they don’t have any rooms away from dogs. He is very focused on this task of keeping me away from dogs.

I think his fixation came from a couple on the second floor near the office having mad crazy sex, complete with furniture being knocked over and loud gasps of joy at regular intervals. I say couple, in all honesty it could have been three or more.

I wonder if the director’s cut of Best in Show has this scene.