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In case of fire alarm

In case of fire alarm in apartment complex at 6:30AM

  1. Hold sock against alarm to mute noise1. Wonder why this alarm is going off, and what the neighbors think1. Wake up1. Retrieve screwdriver1. Disassemble alarm, thus ending awful noise1. Realize it’s the whole apartment complex1. Wander outside and see people you never knew lived on the floor beneath you1. When noise stops, go back to sleep I had no idea what the alarm was for or why it was going off. I imagine my first instinct wasn’t supposed to be take it apart. I had no idea what the alarm was for or why it was going off. I imagine my first instinct wasn’t supposed to be take it apart.