The above is an

The above is an excerpt from my deferred adjudication paperwork. One benefit to deferred adjudication that is not often mentioned is that it confers upon you a new superman status that puts you above the law. This is the loophole that many super villains exploit in order to operate outside the law. It is a little known fact of the legal system that they must tell you when you are or are not to follow it. Once I complete my 60 days of obeying the laws of Texas I will be free to flaunt them as much as I want. At such time I plan on carving my name into the moon with a high power laserbeam and the troopers of Texas will be helpless to stop me.