Willpowered air conditioner

I’ve been trying since mid-July to find someone who will replace my water-sourced heat pump. It has a freon leak in the condenser coil. It no longer cools.

I used to leave it on anyways and pretend that moving hot air around the loft made it feel cooler. This August I just switched it off entirely. Now the 100+ degree weather has come and my willpower doesn’t seem strong enough to make it feel cool anymore.

I’ve finally found someone willing to replace it, but it will be 7-10 weeks since it must be custom built. During that time I plan to lease my loft out to the CIA for terrorist interrogations. A week of the heat and any terrorist’s willpower will evaporate too.