Matt Midboe updated his status.

[Incoming call on cell phone from Unknown]

THEM: Hello, I’m with [political fundraising organization I haven’t heard of] ME: Please remove my name and number from your list

THEM: Ok, but before I do that – ME [interrupting]: No, there is no before that.

THEM: Ok, thank you for your time.

Great, now I start my morning feeling like an asshole.